Objects of pure desire
BusinessWeek reports that Microsoft has sent design guidelines to PC makers to help them create new PC designs that are worthy of Microsoft Vista, to be launched in 2007. The
“how-to” kit specifies preferred design elements (”accelerated curves” and “purposeful contrast”) as well as colors: “Obsidian” black and “Ice” white. According to BW, the guidelines exhort PC makers to create computers that are “objects of pure desire.”
Brand managers at PC makers are already battling stiff currents, but Redmond’s entry into the PC design sphere will send a tidal wave in their direction. Stirring the tea leaves a bit, one can speculate what PC brand managers might be thinking when they get these design kits:
- #@%$#&*$#%
- These guidelines imply that Microsoft owns the customer, and that PC makers are simply . . . delivery agents!
- #@%$#&*$%#
- We make the box, and they provide the software, but somehow we’re the ingredient brand!!
- If we follow these guidelines, we will create look-alike PC products
- Look-alike products will erode what little differentiation we have left
- Our bargaining leverage with Microsoft will be reduced
- Our pricing leverage with customers will be reduced
- We will become supplier brands, pure and simple
- PC prices will decline—but at our expense, not Microsoft’s
- Windows Vista will have a slow adoption rate, but Microsoft will blame us for the problem, citing “poor PC design” that fails to enhance Vista
- Microsoft has a history of competing with its partners
- Microsoft will blame us for “lack of innovation” in PC design
- Microsoft will announce a global competition to build a “Microsoft PC” worthy of Vista
- That PC will be built to Redmond tech specs and design specs, with brutal cost parameters
- Our suppliers in Asia will fall all over themselves bidding on the contract, worth billions
- Our supply chains will implode
- The new Microsoft PC will feature a minimalist, elegant style
- It might even be “all-in-one” with integrated CPU and monitor—a real design innovation
- In look feel it will seem just like . . . the Apple Mac!!
- #@%$#&*$#%
Oy.